Badger Cocoa Butter Lip Balm: Lime Rocket

Who knew badgers were so cute? Take a look at Badger's tubes -- the badger, which looks like a cross between a panda and a racoon, is waving a wand. From this wand rainbows, sparkles, and tiny fruit flow magically. What?

Chaptastic has found it's new favorite mascot, taking the place of Mr. Gator Gubba.

Price: $5.00

Appearance: Awesome. This is the best tube art I've ever seen. This badger and his wand kills me.

Glide: The badger balms come in a larger tube, .25 oz. Like I've said with other tubes of this size (io Herbal Alchemy, for one) the coverage area is too big, and may require a bit of a wipe off - unless you're into the lip balm moustache. Besides the size, the glide is wonderful. There is nothing better than cocoa butter, which brings me to the...

Flavor/ Smell: I LOVE THE SMELL OF COCOA BUTTER. This Lime Rocket balm starts you off with a refreshing lime smell and then hits you with the cocoa smell. This one wins, folks.

Lasting Power: A huge amount of time, and held up well during long periods of bike riding.

Product Plusses: Besides having the best mascot, Badger Balm is rich in natural antioxidants (how? I'm not sure), and they make it with certified organic ingredients, including Oleo Europaea and Hippophae Rhamnoides- that's extra virgin olive oil and sea buckthorn (what the?) for those not up on their Latin.

Badger Balm rules: 4.95 out of 5 tubes.