ChapNews Vol. 2: A Little Give and Take

- What would your luxury item on Survivor be? Easy choice, right? But what if you didn't get a luxury item? Would you smuggle it in anyway?

- Adorable Missourian moppets bring holiday chapstick cheer to those in need.

- Try being a good RI senator, a champion for the little people and an all around decent guy and this is what Lincoln Chafee gets. I'm not sure the chapstick analogy works: chapstick is cool, and thereby Chafee is cool by association, no?

- The Case of the Stolen Chapstick. Ryan Harne lobbies for the creation of a new branch of Homeland Security: The Chapstic Watch Authority (CWA).

- At the top of the CWA Most Wanted: Heismann winner Marcus Allen. Footballs aren't the only things Allen likes to intercept. Even celebrities can't resist chapstick's siren call.

- It had to happen. Two major addictions, caffeine and chapstick join forces in Spazzstick. I predict chaos.