Tuesday, February 27, 2007

ChapNews Vol. 9: Addict

Lip balm was a big news item this February. One would think it would be due to all the kissing supposedly done on President's Valentine's Day. But apparently our beautiful country is suffering from an epidemic.

The Rocky Mountain News reports that lip balm may or may not be addictive.

St. Paul's Pioneer Press worries about losing their children to the seedy side of lip balm addiction.

The Rockford Register chronicles the lives and time of possible lip balm addicts.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, folks. Chaptastic urges you to think about your safety and protect yourself from these addicts trying to get in on your stash. We're issuing a red alert at least till mid-March.


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