Chapstick Will Save Your Life

When you drop your chapstick, you had best pick that mother up. You might just not get shot.

A tube of ChapStick saved a Brooklyn nursing home worker's life yesterday when he bent down to pick up the lip balm - and a bullet whizzed over his head.

Steve Jacobs, 35, had just leaned over when the bullet - fired during a fight on the street outside - crashed through the window and showered him with shards of glass.

"If God wanted me to be dead, I'd be dead," said Jacobs, a father of four from Woodmere, L.I. "I was standing up three seconds before."

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