Been a Long Time...Shouldn't Have Left You

Without a dope beat to step to (step to, step to, step to).

Chaptastic is back! We took a bit of an unannounced summer haitus (apologies to our one loyal reader). For part of it, Chaptastic spent a few days on a farm in Maine, where we kayaked, ran and befriended two pigs named Inky and Binky. But in all that time never once did we forget our duty to use, abuse and make snarky comments about as many lip balms as possible.