Thursday, October 12, 2006

Lip Balm Tribute

Yes, I think I've finally found the appropriate homage to socialist leader Che Guevara. Something with the proper gravitas, something infused with profundity and reflective of the great influence the revolutionary man had and continues to have on millions of people worldwide. Shall I share it with you?

It's Che's Revolutionary Lip Balm! Because "when you're knee deep in a revolution, sloshing through the jungle with your Kalashnikov draped over your shoulder, the last thing you want to worry about is your lips" (Stupid.com). So don your Che t-shirt, your skinny jeans and your pair of Converse and join the guava-flavored revolt against chapped lips.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Nat "capitalism means never having chapped lips" Goldberg said...

As with most revolutionary movements the ideas work better on paper than in practice. My friend gave me this lip balm for Christmas. Unfortunately it tastes terrible and smells really waxy. I dumped the balm and kept the container.
Sorry, Che, you may be hot in a weird dead revolutionary icon sort of way (in fact you might be the only quasi-hot one) but if your lips tasted like this crap, I wouldn't kiss 'em.

Thanks to the powers of Capitalism and Sephora we can all choose a better balm.

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Che your cool and all ur my hero to,but the lipbalm is crap, ur still cool though!

11:18 PM  
Anonymous Jo said...

This is so "ggggggiovane" (giovane is italian for your young) :P

11:59 AM  

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