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Maybe you saw us mentioned in the illustrious Village Voice. Unlike Gawker, we think Mara Altman, the author of the article, was a delight.

But we do have a few points to discuss:

1. Javajive really is a bright eyed beauty.

2. Scrappy does not drink coffee, and she'd like to call herself a bright eyed beauty, too.

3. We have barely recovered from the "traumatic" airline ban of chapstick, barely.

4. Scrappy did not pull out a Blistex Fruit Smoothie, you may recall this post.