OMG Y'all: Barry Manilow Lip Balm

So, in addition to the water bottles, shirts, plates, clocks, hand gel, blankets, dog shirts, and wine that the Barry Manilow website sells, there's also the fine product pictured here: "Music and Passionfruit" lip balm. If you were a Fanilow, you'd know that Music and Passion is Mr. Manilow's motto, or something.

I just...I mean...

Barry Manilow has a lip balm. What.