Be Warned.

Today I'm keeping Burt's Bees Lifeguard's Choice in my pocket. I applied at my desk, headed off to the bathroom, looked in the mirror. Lo and behold, I looked like Tyrone Biggums - Dave Chappelle's crack addict character.
WARNING:
If left in a desk for months this stick will leave a chalky whiteness on your lips that could possibly make you look like you're on crack.