The Chaptastic Lip Balm Diet & Workout Regimen©

The Chaptastic Lip Balm Diet & Workout Regimen©

1. Buy some Joey New York LipFIT Lip Gloss. JNYLFLG claims that it's unique blend of ingredients will help "inhibit appetite" and it's motto is "beautiful lips, skinny hips"*.

2. Follow up with 765 reps of lip balm application**.

3. If those don't work: start running 10 miles a day and eating only vegetables. Apply lip balm when lips feel dry. You'll be fit by July 4th.

*untested by Chaptastic Labs
** from FitSugar's list of unique ways to burn 100 calories