One Last Job: Crazy Rumors New Soda Pop Balms

I know, we're supposed to be retired. But just when we think we're out, they pull us back in!!! The one and only thing that has the power to bring Chaptastic back to life is the announcement from our favorite company that it has a new line out.

That's right- Crazy Rumors just released their Soda Pop lip balms in Cola, Ginger Ale, Root Beer and Black Cherry.

There was a second where I almost wanted to be disappointed, you know? Surely they couldn't continue their amazing streak of making well-balanced, fun flavors of really effective lip balms (did I mention I ALWAYS have one on me?). And that would be okay, wouldn't it? I mean, even Rome fell, for crying out loud.

But...no. They did. And they did it so well we're not even going to write a big, long review. We're just going to get to the point and tell you that they're great, and possibly the best way to get through the winter. All the smooth-lipped deliciousness, none of the calories.

And because Crazy Rumors loves you, they're offering you 15% off all orders with code CHAP through the end of December (don't forget about their Candycane flavors!).

So, yeah. Get on that, and we'll get back to our Florida retirement home for a game of shuffleboard.